POV: You found the coolest pool float of the summer 😎💦 The Sloosh Pool is giving backyard resort vibes, endless fun, and the perfect way to beat the heat. Who are you bringing to your next pool day?

If you landed here from a Google search for the Sloosh Pool float, pull up a chair. Let's talk about what actually happened when I filmed this. The video shows me lounging in what looks like a private cabana floating in my backyard. The reality is that it took forty minutes and two different electric pumps to get this behemoth fully inflated.

As an actual pool float, it is decently comfortable. You really do get a nice spot to sit out of the direct sun. But I have to warn you about the built-in cupholders. They are inexplicably shallow. If you put a regular can of seltzer in there, it will tip over into the pool the second someone else climbs aboard. You are much better off just holding your drink.

My regular audience basically scrolled right past this post. The engagement was barely a blip on my radar. I let the caption sound like a cheesy infomercial about beating the summer heat, and my followers saw right through the fake serene resort energy. People follow me for the chaotic reality of testing these products. Next time I review a giant inflatable, I am just going to leave the camera rolling while I sweat in the grass trying to find the hidden air valve.