I have a strict personal policy on how small a shirt can be before it legally becomes a napkin. In this video, I held up a trendy adult ribbed crop top next to some toddler pajamas. They were the exact same size. The fashion industry wants us to believe half a yard of spandex is a complete outfit. My honest verdict is that these tiny tops are great if you enjoy a constant draft on your ribcage. Otherwise, just skip them. My husband's reaction from the hallway was completely genuine because he thought I shrunk my laundry again.

If you look closely at the hem of the toddler shirt, you can see a dried spot of strawberry yogurt that survived two wash cycles. That is the reality of my household. As for how this video actually did, the numbers were incredibly humbling. It got exactly 218 views. The people who stuck around found it hilarious, which explains the high engagement rate. The problem is that I started the clip by filming an empty doorway for two full seconds before walking into the frame. I completely ignored my own rule about putting your face on screen immediately. Internet attention spans are notoriously short. Next time I want to complain about clothing proportions, I will make sure the funny shirt comparison is right in front of the lens on the very first frame.