Cotton linen jumper with pockets, adjustable straps, and functioning buttons!

I really thought this cotton blend jumpsuit was going to be my daily uniform for the rest of the year. In the video below I am doing a full spin to show you how the ties in the back actually slide to change the overall length. I also spend a solid ten seconds shoving both my hands into the pockets just to prove they are deep enough for a large phone or a handful of rogue Cheerios. It looks like the ideal outfit for a chaotic Tuesday morning with the kids.

The fabric is surprisingly breathable but here is the honest truth about the fit. The crotch drop is aggressively low. It gives you a slightly deflated diaper silhouette if you happen to be under five foot six. I noticed right away that the button closures down the chest are made of this highly reflective shiny plastic that totally clashes with the matte natural texture of the fabric itself. You could absolutely snip them off and sew on better wooden ones if you are crafty. I simply do not have the patience for tiny sewing projects.

My audience barely watched this one and I completely understand why. I started the video by saying the piece was cute and comfortable. That is exactly what everyone says about every single garment on the internet. It gave you no real reason to keep watching. The jumper is perfectly fine for lounging around the house but it is definitely not a wardrobe staple. Skip this one unless you are exclusively dressing for a couch nap.