Distressed stretchy jeans!

Let's be real about buying jeans online. It is a literal nightmare. I started this video by aggressively squatting right into the camera lens because I wanted you to see exactly how much give these Vervet distressed jeans actually have before you even heard me speak.

My honest verdict is that they are incredibly forgiving around the thighs but they hold their shape perfectly at the waistband. I am completely fed up with pants that stretch out by noon and leave you hoisting them up in the grocery store aisle. The one specific detail I noticed is how the distressed threads over the knees are reinforced with a tiny layer of transparent stitching underneath. That means your big toe will not accidentally rip the hole wide open when you put them on in a hurry. I really appreciate when a clothing company thinks about how clumsy we are in the morning.

The algorithm completely buried this video. It only grabbed eight views total. Those eight people were deeply invested, though. Half of them interacted with the post because the struggle to find denim that lets you bend down to pick up a toddler without suffocating is universal. The visual proof of the squat test did its job perfectly for the handful of folks who actually saw it. If you landed here from a search result, consider yourself part of a very small support group that appreciates denim honesty.