Hitting those protein goals 💪

You ended up on this page because you were probably searching for ways to choke down more protein without eating another chicken breast. In this video I decided to use a visual aid. I held up a sweaty glass jar of peeled hardboiled eggs right next to a bright pink glass of Bloom Clear Protein. The contrast is frankly revolting. The eggs look like a sad science experiment while the drink looks like normal juice.

My honest verdict on the clear protein trend is that it actually works if you hate milky shakes. Bloom's version mixes completely clear after about five minutes of sitting. If you drink it right away you get a weird layer of foam at the top. Only a teacher grading papers at her desk would notice this, but the raw powder smells exactly like crushed Smarties candy. It is incredibly sweet. I usually dilute it with twice the recommended water so it tastes like a normal beverage.

This video completely tanked with my usual crowd. It barely scraped two thousand views with terrible engagement. I think the jar of eggs might have actually scared people away in the first two seconds. I also pushed a promotional discount code at the very end. My followers usually scroll past the second they realize a sales pitch is happening. The algorithm strangely categorized this upload under beauty. Maybe the app thinks protein gives you glowing skin. Buy the clear protein if you want an easy drink for your commute. Just remember to mix it with plenty of ice.