Protein that actually tastes good 💁🏻‍♀️

I filmed this back in April when I was genuinely tired of those heavy dairy protein shakes that sit in your stomach like wet cement. The video is just me mixing a scoop of Bloom Clear Protein into a glass of ice water. You can watch it turn this bright, radioactive pink color. It looks exactly like a glass of grocery store fruit punch. I made sure to stir it with a clear glass straw so you could see it dissolving cleanly without leaving gross clumps at the bottom.

The drink is actually pretty good. It tastes remarkably like a melted watermelon Popsicle. It definitely goes down easier than standard whey powder when you are hot after a workout. But here is a tiny detail I did not mention on camera. If you do not let the glass sit for exactly two minutes after stirring, there is a layer of foam at the top that tastes aggressively like vitamins. You have to wait for those bubbles to pop before taking a sip. You do get twenty grams of protein and a bit of collagen for very few calories.

The performance on this video was genuinely humbling. It barely scraped past a hundred views. The engagement was basically zero. I think my opening hook was just far too generic. People are completely blind to standard fitness drink reviews. I tried to pitch it as a quick solution for gym girls. I probably should have just opened by comparing the flavor to childhood juice boxes. The visual of the drink over ice is nice, but it was not enough to make anyone stop scrolling.