protein that actually tastes good?? finally.

I filmed this review because my kitchen counter was starting to look like a supplement graveyard. I bought the Bloom Nutrition protein powder after seeing it everywhere and decided to document my first impressions. In the video, I run through the actual nutritional label quickly because nobody has time to watch me read ingredients for five minutes. I mix it up right there at my island and take a sip on camera.

My honest verdict is that it passes the taste test, but only if you completely ignore the instructions. The back of the tub says to use eight ounces of water. That is a trap. I point out in the video that you need at least twelve ounces to kill the chalky texture, plus a very aggressive shake to get the powder out of the bottom corners of your cup. One thing you cannot see on camera is the smell when you first peel back the foil seal. It smells exactly like a box of dry instant pudding mix. Thankfully it does not taste like it.

Hardly anyone actually watched this one. It barely cracked five hundred views. My hook was apparently terrible. I think people saw a plastic shaker cup and instantly scrolled past because they assumed I was trying to sell them something. The few people who did stick around were the ones who appreciated the water ratio tip. Sometimes you make a video just to save four strangers from drinking a powdery swamp. I can live with that.