Beauty · 2026-03-18
My new favorite way to get some protein in!
Editor's notes
I filmed this one on a random Tuesday morning when I was trying out a new Bloom Nutrition protein mix. The kitchen lighting was doing me a lot of favors that day. I just stood there talking straight to the camera about trying to stay fueled when you are constantly chasing tiny humans around the house.
The actual protein powder is genuinely decent. It dissolves well in cold water. You do not get that gritty chalk sludge at the bottom of the glass. But whoever designed the packaging needs a talking to. The plastic scoop they provide is weirdly short. You end up getting green powder all over your knuckles the second you reach past the halfway mark of the tub. It drives me completely crazy every single time I make a drink.
You guys completely ignored this video. The views basically flatlined after the first hour. I know exactly why. The lighting was great and I spoke clearly, but my opening was painfully boring. I started out talking about a supplement instead of the actual problem we all face, which is sheer parental exhaustion. If I had opened by panning over the absolute tornado of action figures in my living room before mixing my drink, you probably would have stuck around. The hook matters. We live and learn. Next time I will show the mess first.
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