Liana Brownest. 2026
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Kids · 2026-03-03

Pack my toddlers school lunch with me 🤗 these mini Trader Joe’s pizzas are a fav

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Welcome to the lunch packing video that literally nobody on the internet watched. The algorithm decided to bury this one completely. In the clip I am filling my toddler's new bento box with those bite-sized frozen pizzas from TJ's and some painstakingly cut strawberries. Let me give you the honest verdict on those little pizzas. They are adorable right out of the oven. By the time they sit in a plastic compartment for four hours, the cheese turns into a weird translucent disk. My daughter ate exactly one bite before abandoning the main course entirely.

If you look closely at the heart-shaped silicone liners I used for the berries, you will notice a tiny pool of pink juice collecting at the bottom. That juice actually breached the divider and soaked right into the pizza crust by noon. It was a structural disaster. I put so much effort into the opening text about bringing my usual love to a new morning routine. It felt very sweet in my head. The reality is that absolutely zero people engaged with it. I think parents scrolling their phones at midnight do not want to see someone aggressively slicing strawberries into perfect little hearts. They just want to feel better about throwing crackers and a cheese stick into a paper bag. Next time I will just show the unvarnished chaos.

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