Spring clothes shopping 🛍️ for my toddler!

I filmed this Target spring haul when my toddler's closet reached maximum disaster status. You can see me holding up tiny pastel shorts and trying to sound enthusiastic. The video barely got three hundred views because the beginning was honestly a little slow. People just did not care about me standing awkwardly in the kids section. Those who stuck around left a ton of comments about the closet situation.

The truth about buying spring clothes for a two-year-old is that the sizing is a complete myth. I show off these adorable Cat and Jack linen sets that look incredibly soft on camera. The reality is the shorts are massive around the waist, while the matching shirts shrink a full size in the dryer. If you look closely at the green floral top I hold up near the end, you can actually see the pink fuzzy residue from those supposedly perfect velvet baby hangers. Everyone tells you to buy those slim hangers to save closet space. They actually just grip tiny cotton shirts so tightly that you stretch the neckline out every time you try to dress your kid.

My regulars flooded the comments to validate my hanger frustration. The engagement rate ended up being weirdly high for a video that totally flopped right out of the gate. It turns out parents enjoy complaining about toddler laundry almost as much as they love buying tiny outfits. Save your money and just buy the basic plastic tubular hangers. Your kid is going to stain those pastel shorts with berries by next Tuesday anyway.